03.26.09
On Monty Python
Men who like to dress like women and appear on national television? Who talk in silly voices and walk with silly strides? Men who sing about rugged lumberjacks wearing women’s clothing? Who prance about slapping each other silly with fish? Men who can keep a straight face while mouthing the line “And now for something completely different – a man with three buttocks“? Monty Python!

To quote directly from the wiki page, Monty Python “is a group of six comedians who created Monty Python’s Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show … the phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact… The group’s influence on comedy has been compared to The Beatles’ influence on music.” Their impact has been so great that not just do they have a word in the dictionary – Pythonesque, but they are also the inspiration behind the use of spam for junk mail.
Monty Python’s brand of humour is essentially absurdist (which means a lot of bizarre situations, a lot of things which are funny because they are illogical) – the Parrot sketch is a perfect example of this – a man walks into a pet shop and tries to get a dead parrot exchanged. This does not mean they are stuffy/tedious English-gentleman-types who are masters of the understatement. Their sketches seem to have almost every dimension of humour covered – from slapstick (like the Fish slapping dance), to caustic humour (Guy de Lombaird’s castle) to innuendo (Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook or Nudge,Nudge) to parodies (Four Yorkshireman) to surreal comedy (The Dirty Fork).
Apart from those mentioned above, a list of some of their best sketches -

1. Argument Clinic – a man walks into an “argument clinic”, where he pays to argue with a trained professional.

2. Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit – This sketch involves a man dressed as a martial arts instructor telling his “students” how to defend themselves against a man armed with a banana (first you shoot him with a gun, and then EAT the banana thus disarming him).

3. The Spanish Inquisition – Three pseudo-incompetent clergy (cardinals) are unable to decide how best to make up a scary intro dialogue and are ill-equipped to torture those deemed guilty.

4. The Funniest Joke in the World – A man writes a joke so funny, it kills anyone who understands it. It is then weaponised and used in “joke warfare” in the World War.

5. The Lumberjack Song – A song about a lumberjack who isnt quite as manly as he looks.

They also wrote/acted in some films, two of which are very well known – Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. These two are frequently voted in the top 10 comedy films ever made, and would make my top 10 among all the films I have seen. The Holy Grail is also a good starting place for those who dont know anything about the Pythons. Be warned though – watch it for too long, and you might actually laugh your way to death.
-> Badrinath.S
P.S.: Damn the international break. Liverpool could have used the momentum. Is Alex Ferguson the only manager who time and time again doesnt talk to the official press after a loss?
P.P.S.: A pointless post, but I have spent far too much time watching/admiring the work these six men have done to not pay a tribute to it.
03.17.09
Gulaal
This post is a pseudo-review of the hindi film Gulaal.

I watch my fair share of films. But if I were to make a list of films, sort them by language and count how many of each I have seen, hindi films would be in joint fourth. English would lead the count, followed by Chinese (mostly from the erstwhile Hong Kong film industry – Jackie Chan, etc) and then Tamil. Admittedly, some of you may be tempted to compare me being asked my opinions on hindi films with asking a monkey its opinion on the Large Hadron Collider.
However, last I checked, I was no monkey and hindi films were usually dumb feel-good affairs – it was easier to “understand” a hindi film than it was to tie ones own shoelaces. Even a LOLcat would understand one – “BOY MEET GURL. PARENTS NOT LAIK. SHIT HAPPEN. HERO BE AWSUM. PARENTS AGREE. COUPLE CAN HAS MARRIAGE. HAPPY 4 EVER!!”
That appears to have changed over a fairly short period of time though. With serious cinema suddenly coming to the fore, I can finally watch hindi films without cringing. One such film is Gulaal, which I managed to catch on the big screen. With a quality backdrop, some stunning performances and hauntingly addictive music, it appears to have everything to be an outstanding film.

KayKay Menon (Dukey Bana) and Piyush Mishra (Prithvi Bana) are practically flawless in the portrayal of their respective characters. The incendiary speeches were especially well done. Abhimanyu Singh (as Rananjay) and Deepak Dobriyal (Bhati) are quite good as well. The whole film appears to have a bit too much red (obvious from the name/posters) but it just adds to the atmosphere. As mentioned before, the music score is addictive – after I got back, I simply HAD to listen to the music again.
The film does have its flaws though – mostly character development and a lack of a backstory for some of the main cast. Jesse Randhawa’s character seems particularly pointless. Additionally, the poster promises us a film on LUURVE, POWER and REVOLUSHUN. The power and revolution parts are particularly well executed but the LUURVE aspect is underwhelming. The second half of the film falls a bit flat on its face after the first half promised so much. Personally though, I felt the end was quite all right, but to each his own.
Imo, its a bloody good film which could have been better.
-> Badrinath.S
P.S.: Most images shamelessly lifted from the official website. Dont think they will mind.
P.P.S.: Two other movie reviews I have done – The Fall and Dhoom 2
P.P.P.S.: For those experiencing depression due to something they saw on TV, please call – 09 212121 141414. This is for fans of ManU only. Liverpool did the double over them this season.
03.11.09
55 fiction – Part II
1. I heard an impatient honk outside. My ride to DRDO had arrived. Off to work.
I stepped out the door. Something hit my head. Crimson liquid streaming down my neck! My shirt was now stained blood red!
“Aaargh!! Sniper!” – I yelled, hitting the deck.
Laughter all around. I turned. “Happy holi!” – they screamed in unison.
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2. “War – what is it good for?” I thought, crouching low behind the bushes.
“There he is!” – someone yelled. I clutched my weapon tighter. I was spotted! I ran, felt something heavy explode on my back*, tripped and fell.
The hunt was over.
My pichkari slipped away as the other kids drenched me with coloured water.
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The running theme is “The reluctant Holi enthusiast”. The problem with themes is that everything after the first one is predictable. The ‘*’ where I refer to something exploding is about the now selectively-banned water balloons.
-> Badrinath.S
P.S. : People should be encouraged to write more 55-fiction. Its quick, dirty and fun. It takes at most 5 minutes to come up with an idea, and another 15 to heighten tension and correct the word limit. 20 minutes in all.
P.P.S. : Heppi holi etc.
P.P.P.S. : Shameless link to part I.
03.10.09
55 fiction : Part I
1. They cheered as he descended from the heavens. A grand entrance for their champion! “Owen! Owen!” they screamed.
He raised his hand to wave. He would finally come out of his brother’s shadow.
He heard something snap. It was his last conscious thought.
“Death by blunt chest trauma” – announced the medic. “Owen Hart is dead.”
2. The office party was in full swing. She sat in a morose silence, oblivious to her drunk coworkers and they squeals of joy.
“Ready?” he asked her. “Does it matter?” she replied, taking the mike in her hands. She looked down at the paper in her hands. It was a list of names titled “Redundancies”.
3. She smiled as the memory of her piano concert came flooding back into her head. “Once in a generation genius” – the press had tagged her. “Everything will be okay, we are here now,” she heard her father’s reassuring voice.
She slid into consciousness. She was struck speechless as her eyes fell on her amputated arms.
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Not particularly good, but not too shabby either for a first (few) attempt(s) at 55-fiction. I seem to be shockingly good at writing 56-fiction. Every attempt went to exactly 56 words when I finished, after which many words were cut and sentences were rewritten. I was thinking about titling this “55 fiction : When Bad Shit Happens to Good People“, but decided against it – I dont need to explicitly state it. Parts II and III and so forth will probably be on themes like “KLPD”, “The vagaries of fate”, “aliens”, “FML”, etc
-> Badrinath.S
P.S. : I decided to start writing depressing 55-fiction as it seemed so easy. Just so many possible endings – death, loss of limbs, loss of jobs, loss of mental faculties, loss of money, etc
P.P.S. : Now for the credits section. Two blogs on blogroll – this one and that one.
P.P.P.S. : Dont bother counting the words. I made sure they came to 55








